Woman with a Parasol

...with a banana. By Chiquita Monet.

From Molly M.

Loneliness

"This cold, cold marble reminds me that I am a lone banana. Woe!"


From Molly M.

Mon Cheri...

...a token of my affection. And yes, I am happy to see you.

From Molly M.

These are complimentary, right?

Ooh! Under 3 ounces! I can put these in the carry-on.


From Molly M.

Arubanana

This banana wears SPF 70 on its face, 45 elsewhere. It bought a stupid hat that proclaims it went to Aruba, so as to avoid further burning its scalp while swimming.

It visited a donkey sanctuary and made friends with many iguanas.

From Karen L.

Banancations Industries, please hold.

This banana needs a vacation.

From Karin H.

Sleeping It Off

A banana after a rough night at SXSW.

From Bill C.